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Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself
Apostle: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
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new series: my life as a nepeta role-player.

what the shit is this
why aren’t I listed as married to Dave

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yummytomatoes:

4 people who wanted it to be reblogable 

omg babies

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rachelroach:

Flower Lion

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nguyening:

mixedtrouble:

Icon

It’s like sex in a photo.

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poststhatlinger:

Beta | Alpha

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diet-killers:

Yogurteria Self Service (by FumoCromo)

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lookbookdotnu:

Earthling (by David Guison)

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applejuiceboxbluh:

I drew this for Miranda a while ago… I think it was for 4/13. Dang.

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doctoroftime:

my dad is a precious muffin

i’m proud that he tried.

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lliampayne:

one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”

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